Today I went to the mall and thought, “man, I need like, two pair of flats, at least a pair of pants, some shirts, and maybe a dress or two…”
And then left the mall with two pillows for my couch, a pack of socks for my husband, a pair of Spanx, a clearance cardigan, a pair of flats, and a pair of sneakers…
And then wondered to myself, “why the fuck do I need sneakers? I don’t even work out!?*
*If you’ll notice, “fat ass” is a tag word I used for this post.