Ramblings of a person who can’t shop…

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Today I went to the mall and thought, “man, I need like, two pair of flats, at least a pair of pants, some shirts, and maybe a dress or two…”

And then left the mall with two pillows for my couch, a pack of socks for my husband,  a pair of Spanx, a clearance cardigan, a pair of flats, and a pair of sneakers…

And then wondered to myself, “why the fuck do I need sneakers?  I don’t even work out!?*

~J

*If you’ll notice, “fat ass” is a tag word I used for this post.

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