We got our first water bill for the new house. It made our jaws drop. It’s over twice what we ever paid in our old house.
So we did what any normal home owner would do. We called a plumber. Clearly there’s a leak somewhere. Right?
“Did you check the water meter?”
“If you’re not using water but the meter’s running then you have a leak. But if it’s not, then there’s no leak.”
Oh. That makes sense.
“So, have you checked the meter?”
“Um… do you know where that would be?”
Good thing that wasn’t the only thing we needed him to come over for…